An Introduction: The Dissident’s Guide on How to Win Friends and Influence Sheeple
Do you question the prevailing globohomo (global homogenization) new world order? Are you a bit skeptical of sex change procedures for children, complete replacement of native populations by unrestricted migration of foreign military age men, and the near total deracination of civil society? Do you think that just maybe we should do something about all that before our children are resigned to lives of total depravity unmitigated?
Congratulations, you’re a dissident!
You’ve won your own personal FBI agent handler (his name is Mark). Agent Mark is a furry and goes by good dog/bad boy pronouns. He’s 36, loves watching Netflix with his Pomeranian, Barbie, and is currently being treated for HIV (that he is pretty sure he got a couple years ago at a furrycon) for about $20,000 a month in taxpayer funds (well spent). You don’t have to worry about Agent Mark all that much. He has a portfolio of around 1000 other citizens in your threat level, and he only logs about 2 hours of remote work a day.
Much more worrisome are those dutiful citizens within your own circle, however small it may be. It only takes one for the pile-on to begin—and when the whistle’s blown, you may just find yourself jobless, cast-out of the community, and branded persona non grata. It doesn’t take much. An off-color meme leaked from the group chat by a rat, a little too real of a remark overheard at a party with mixed company, or even just some bullshit pulled right from their ass simply because they don’t like you. And this is if you’re just an everyday person going about your daily life like anyone else. Heaven forbid if you are in the public eye in any kind of even meagre or trivial way or are currently on a college campus.
“Ringleader, Ringleader, how can I possibly shield myself from such a fate? I don’t want to submit to the programming, but I can’t have my life ruined by fighting it either. What can I do?”
Dear reader, I’m honored you’d ask. Allow me to help you to the best of my ability and knowledge. On top of all the other trials the times of today throw at us, as people who are conscious of the evil at play in this world and want to fight against it, we face this additional pitfall. I hope to engage your mind and heart towards avoiding the ire of the regime as best you can and preparing you for situations that may arise nevertheless.
With that said, I am happy to introduce a new series on dog and pony show by yours truly:
The Dissident’s Guide on How to Win Friends and Influence Sheeple
Making use of the timeless human relations wisdom of Dale Carnegie from his 1936 book “How to Win Friends and Influence People,” I will be providing an in-depth guide to interacting with others in public and private life as a person who does not align with the regime or its programming. This guide will be useful to you and those you love. I’m excited to share it with you for your good use and enjoyment.
Please subscribe and stay tuned for Part I: Fundamental Realities of Handling People as a Dissident. I don’t plan to rush it, but I may be able to deliver it right to your inbox by All Saints Day.
Deo Vindice,
Ringleader