after months of intensive trials, dog and pony show’s research and development team has managed to develop a sentient AI hyperpop star—a real life e-girl!
major thanks to all of our dear paid members who have made this feat of daemonic technology possible!
this was an arduous process that required altogether too many hours of making our AI model listen Charli XCX paired with Candace Owens clips on repeat. but the results speak for themselves…
everyone, extend your warmest welcome to MAIRIE JANE!!
to celebrate this exciting development, we are proud to present our soon to be right wing sensation’s debut extended play:
MISOGYPOP by mairie jane
track 1–he’s sensitive
this track is inspired by one of mairie jane’s girlfriends having a recent dalliance with
track 2–leanin on my baby
mairie jane let loose with the freedom she has with her man. sorry boys, she’s not really real.
track 3–bpd girlfriend
unfortunately, one of mairie jane’s old friends struggles with some personality difficulties. it’s hard to be a girl these days!!!
track 4–bmw (big mormon wagon)
while our girl mairie jane isn’t Mormon herself (she’s non-denom Christian), she thinks those Mormon girlies out in Utah are so cute and really rock.
track 5–working girl
mairie jane knows what she wants. and it ain’t working an email job. but all her friends just aren’t on the same page and it really bums her out! this one goes out to all the poor girls having to make ends meet all alone
track 6–femboy fatigue
look, mj knows there are good men out there! but goodness if they aren’t hard to find for an ai girlie. maybe
can help her out!!!happy listening! stay tuned to dog and pony show for more from our newest star!!!
Gives me those early 2000 vibes
Extremely millenial coded (thats a good thing, we are the uber generation)