Dearly beloved reader,

My name is Ringleader, and I welcome you to my dog and pony show, a figment of imagination put to words. The curtains are closed, but the lights are on. Just look and listen for the shadows.

I write musings, essays, short stories, & poetry for all the poor souls of clown world who have had too much to think. You can expect any and all manner of wrongthink on life, fringe politics and culture, Christ, the nwo, cryptids, forgotten history etc.—all written by a dissident jester with a King James Bible open on his desk.

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The dog and pony show will always have regular free posts and updates. But for those who wish to support my work further,

dog and pony show offers paid memberships with a plethora of ever evolving benefits for those who wish to become official patrons

Currently, patrons of dog and pony show enjoy the following exclusives:

  • Members-only writing workshops where we read and discuss each other’s work in a online collegial setting.

  • Audio recordings of dog and pony show poems and essays as well as narrations of select excerpts from my personal library of rare and controversial books.

  • Extended podcast episodes of dog and pony show’s SPECTACLE OF DISSENT.

  • Exclusive dog and pony show music projects.

  • & much more to come!

Additionally, for contributors that go above and beyond in their patronage to this humble project, there is an option to become a Founding Member of dog and pony show.

Founders will currently enjoy the following exclusive benefits:

You can find a more in-depth description of the dog and pony show subscription tiers at this post here.

In the meantime, leave a note with your thoughts and fan the flame, pass the pipe, and graffiti the web with any dog and pony show pieces that you enjoy! As an avid reader myself, I am heartened to see the battle march of dissident writing and art continue against the enemies of truth, beauty, nature, and nature’s God—and honored to take part in whatever meagre measure I can.

Deo vindice,
Ringleader
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From a small enclave in the middle of clown world, ringleader's dog and pony show is your new favorite collection of laughable musings, nonsensical prose, impolite poetry, psychotic rambling, sober commentary, astute analysis, & more!

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