Dissent.09—Elite Schizo Journalism with Yakubian Ape

It’s been a minute, and that’s on me! But I have a wonderful episode finally ready for you with my fellow simian, the one, the only,

Yakubian Ape

!

I found Ape’s work here on Substack a while back, and I was immediately impressed by his thorough journalism (and I use the J word strictly in its purest form) on various “online” topics such as Mr. Beast’s potential destiny as the antichrist, the ongoing fallout of Dan Schneider’s foot fetish, and much more. But for most anyone reading this, you’ll already know that “online” topics are really the topics of our time and cut to the core issues of today. The man is putting out phenomenal work, and I encourage all of you to go subscribe STAT.

Ape and I had a great conversation about all manner of topics. I promise I’m not trying to hit 3+ hour episodes, my guests have just continued to be stellar, and we just end up kickin it hard. That said, for the full cut, you’ll have to come join us behind the curtain.

Dissent.09 featuring Yakubian Ape:

• Introducing Yakubian Ape!

• Is Mr. Beast going to fly a plane into One WTC ?

• Are Mr. Beast and Chris Tyson going to sic their killas on Ape?

• Their legal teams are hard at work bleaching the net

• 200+ people slaving for the Mr. Beast production machine!

• The Mr. Beast—Disney connection

• My recollection of the early days of Mr. Beast and his masochistic “counting to 1 million” type streams

• Mr. Beast is priming the next gen of brain rot screen addicts

• Ape discusses the dangers of the rumor mill, especially when there are shreds of truth

• Pray for Chris Tyson and his son

• Ape’s dad gave him an awesome example of self-sacrifice as a father

• A lot of gen Alpha is wise to a lot of the propaganda

• We discuss the woes and, now almost ubiquity, of internet addiction

• Boomers have TV on 24/7

• Ape shares his based take on sportsball

• Veritable chimp-out over a Seahawks loss in the Peoples Republic of Washington

• Ape shares the truth about TV’s hypnotic nature

• Norman Lear’s subversive television programming

• The beginning of the bumbling idiot bigot father figure programming

• Modern Family literally made old conservative white people okay with gays despite never knowing one in person just because the gays in the show had sassy quips

• EVERYTHING YOU SEE ON A SCREEN YOUR BRAIN THINKS IS REAL—LIKE ACTUALLY, REALLY REAL.

• Walter Cronkite was a satanist

• Shout out

  Mark Bisone

• Ape’s cool story about the Blues Clues guy at a Comic Con

• ADS MAKE ME HOMOCIDAL

• I repeat my constant refrain that smartphones are alchemical scrying glasses of yore and probably demonic

• We discuss Marvel Movie Syndrome and fourth wall breaking—you know what’s up.

• The beer in Europe doesn’t make you fat

• We are in a Spiritual War

• They are killing our bodies to enslave us to sin

• Shout out

  Morgthorak the Undead

• Did Bush do 9/11?

  

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• Most politicians have a particular kind of cunning intelligence

• The suck of the standardized testing system

• Ape encourages me to give Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy another try

• Joss Whedon’s “they’re standing right behind me” teehee humor

• The iDubbz x Sam Hyde saga

• NORM MACDONALD FAN CLUB MEETING

• Humor is such a powerful tool for actually confronting the evil and the ugly

• Ape recalls how in Soviet Russia Joke doesn’t make you laugh, you make laugh to be able to say the joke

• Ape’s encounter with old British homosexual in Europe who implored him to vote Trump lest we all die in WWIII

• Pivoting back to Chris Tyson to discuss the perils of being a coomer and being possessed by lust which leads to increasing pervisity

• Ape details his research into the Brony community

• Discussing Ape’s writing and how he got started on Substack—Shout out

  John Carter
  ,
  Mark Bisone
  ,
  Librarian of Celaeno

• Getting into the Dan Schneider saga

• I mention how Hollywood has been exploiting children from the very beginning

• Mickey Rooney and Boys Town

• The demonic portals of AI

• Throwback to Google deepdream

• I bring up the Parasite Pill pdf

• Demons can possess parasites

• Ape is hip to the parasite question

• Tobacco is based

• Big Tobacco to Big Junkfood and Big Pharma pipeline

• Tobacco vs. weed

• Ape explains to me that weed originated in East Asia

• We ponder what’s coming

• fin